Found a donk on IRC

Funny encounter with a donk/troll on my IRC channel... we played 2 $10 heads up matches, and I won both.
He was saying stupid stuff all day, commenting on various plays, theories, etc... he had no idea what he was talking about. I remember one thought he had was that "full ring is more profitable than 6-max becuase you only win 6-max when the other players are on tilt". wtf?

then this conversation came about (I'm stevedog)

meak> any of you run winholdem?
stevedog> :LOLOOOLOLOL
stevedog> GIVING UP SO SOON MEAK HAHAHAHAH
bsr> man
meak> stevedog, would you like to play heads up for 50 dollars?
bsr> do it!
bsr> omg do it
stevedog> oh man, i dont think i can afford it
bsr> lol
stevedog> how about 10
meak> stevedog okay, are you on ftp
bsr> gotta see this man
stevedog> full tilt or stars, w/e
meak> okay
meak> how do we set it up
bsr> pick a tourney number
bsr> there is a shitload of hu sng open

meak> ok i am headsup with stevedog
meak> with my last 10 dollars
meak> stevedog
meak> i feel bad that i am going to take your money
intx> haha now I have to see this
intx> you guys playing on ftp?
meak> stevedog, after i beat you , i might give you back 5 dollars
meak> cause i feel sorry for you
meak> okay
meak> ?

heres 1 hand that they liked http://handposter.com/hand/6130

hosstito> lol 20 into 200. meak is strong
meak> what is 20 into 200
meak> what does that mean

heres the final hand, i guess i was lucky to have coolered him but whatever, its not like he stood much chance anyway http://handposter.com/hand/6131

bsr> well
hosstito> nice pwnage stevedog
stevedog> good game meak
stevedog> thx hossle
hosstito> meak: still gonna give him half his buyin back? :P
meak> i was going to
meak> if i won
stevedog> o well : )
hosstito> lolz
meak> i should have known you had the 10
stevedog> that was probably my 2nd ever heads up game ((not true lol))
meak> do you want to play again for 10
meak> double or nothing
meak> i am ging to play someone else headasup anyway
stevedog> oh
stevedog> uhh,,,, sure
meak> 41019067

i beat him that time also hehe, not a very interesting match, mostly played small pots. This was the biggest pot http://handposter.com/hand/6132 . Probably could have ended it if i raised all in on the river, not sure why i didnt.

last hand i had A8, he had A4 with like 300 chips, got it in preflop, both hit our undercards, mine held up : )

So, I walked away with $19 from that venture.